chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

diabsoule:

animalsandguns:

diabsoule:

animalsandguns:

thefireslayer:

animalsandguns:

thearmedgentleman:

sholts:

IT’S HAPPENING

oh my fucking god

What is that?

A handgun on minecraft

What’s minecraft?

Not just any handgun, a Makarov

Or maybe a poorly rendered Stetchkin i’m not too sure

Still doesn’t explain what minecraft is?

The best way I can describe it is interactive legos for computer

Shameless server advertisement:

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Play on it bitches. <3

Toodles.

(Source: mtvgirlcode)

torisomething:

if this isn’t on your blog, you should be ashamed.

(Source: funnycutegifs)

unsubstantiatedrumors:

Homemade zip gun.

weaponoutfitters:

I remember the good ole days, when all the posers just said they were snipers.

Any “sniper” that doesn’t know the transsonic threshhold of M118LR out of 3 different types of guns is a fucking liar.

As for universal questions for “snipers” of all ages (“I was a sniper in the 80s!”), any “sniper” that can’t immediately tell you the distance between the two leading edges of mil-dots is also, very suspect.  If you spends WEEKS looking through and using mil-dots at school, then YEARS looking through mil dots in the field…  .mil to MOA conversion is also a great way to trip up the poser d-bags

cerebralzero:

if only…..

zsuki:

SMEGMA BUTTER :dddddddddddddddddddddD

(Source: 45-70govt)